1000th HASH £1550 raised for Haiti	Jane always was well red	Remember the Three Stooges?
		Does Natasha have a "split" personality?	If youv'e got it - Flaunt it!
			David welcomes Scary Spice to the Hash
	Something's afoot
The idea just ran away with itself
	Mike taking a step too far		We had a run for our money
			Redheads - blondes with high blood pressure
	Redheads - Blondes with attitude!		The difference between a redhead and a blonde: A redhead is a blonde from hell.
	Ken has put his head on backwards		Some may think that buying a red phone to go on a hash was taking things a bit too far
They had buckets of fun by the sex shop!			Zieg Heil!
			Blondes have been laughed at too long; it's our turn now!
	I didn't know Mick was a Count
			Fairy nuff
			How do you start an argument with a redhead? Say something.
		Glad Bernie isn't off her trolley
		The END

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were 
watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from Tower Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead £50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead 
replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde 
gave the redhead the £50.

The redhead said "I can't take this, you're my friend".

The blonde said "No. A bet's a bet".

So the redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock 
news, so I can't take your money".

"Well, so did I", said the blonde, "but I never thought he'd jump again!"