Hashes

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20th Anniversary run
Date : 06/03/11
Hare : Waldorf , Barney
Scribe : IGSH
Venue : A car park
Hounds : 38     Dogs : 0
Recorded distance : 0.00 km
Recorded time : 0.00 min
Uphillness : 0.00 ft

Sgt David’s pumping Hearts Club Hash

It was twenty years ago today,
The GM taught us all to play
We’ve been running round and round and round
And it’s guaranteed to raise a pound.
So may I introduce to you
The hash you've known for all these years,
GM Wycombe’s pumping Hearts Club Hash.
We're GM Wycombe’s pumping Hearts Club Hash,
We hope you will enjoy the fun,
We're GM Wycombe’s pumping Hearts Club Hash,
Come out now for the evening run.
GM Wycombe’s pumping, GM Wycombe’s pumping
GM Wycombe’s pumping Hearts Club Hash.
It's wonderful to be here,
It's certainly a hill.
You're making such a lovely fuss,
We'd like to make you run with us,
We'd love to make you run.
I don't really want to stop the pack,
But the front runners are coming back,
The Hare is going for a beer,
And you can see the Moose’s house from here.
So let me introduce to you
The one and only GM’s speech
And GM Wycombe’s pumping Hearts Club Hash.

 

What would you think if I ran round at night,
Would you stand up and buy me a drink.
Lend me your pumps and I'll run you a race,
And I won’t be as fast as you think.
Oh I get by with a little help from the hash,
Mmm, I run high with a little help from the hash,
Mmm, I'm gonna try with a little help from my hash.

Do you need any shiggy?
I need some flour to hash.
Could it be any shiggy?
I need some flour to hash.

What do you do when the Hare is away.
(Does it worry you to run alone)
How do you feel by the end of the trail
(Are you sad because you're going home)
Oh I get by with a little help from the hash,
Mmm, I run high with a little help from the hash,
Mmm, I'm gonna try with a little help from my hash.

Do you need any moosing?
I need some flour to hash.
Could it be any moosing?
I need some flour to hash

Do you find flour on the hash Tuesday night?
Yes I'm certain that I find it in mud.
What do you see when you break your torch light?
I can't tell you, but I think it’s blood.
Oh I get by with a little help from the hash,
Mmm, I run high with a little help from the hash,
Mmm, I'm gonna try with a little help from my hash.

Do you need any on-inns?
I just need more booze to drink.
Do you need any on-inns?
I need more beer than you think.

Oh, I get by with a little help from the Hash,
Mmm, gonna drink when it comes to hash bash
Ooh, I get drunk with a little help from my hash
Yes I get drunk with a little help from my hash,
with a little drink at hash Bash