‘Twas the week before Christmas at the Mad Squirrel
Where the hashers were gathered for a run and a tipple
Cloaked in their festive attire and laden with goodies
Another bake off was launched among the hash foodies
After some cookies and a few pints of beer
Off we all set in rather good cheer
My mission should I accept it was to write up the hash
But hard to remember much as it was a rather boozy bash
With a little run round the town and a trip to the Rye
Where a mist hung menacingly over the Wye
We chortled and jingled along the way
Dancer and Prancer minus the sleigh
In less than no time we were back at the pub
Where it was time for more beer and oodles of grub
Thus it was in jolly good spirits we spent the night
And several weeks later I thought of something to write
Many thanks to Matt for setting the run
And cheers to all for the laughter and fun