The hash set on October 19
Was the wettest that we've ever seen
Over puddles some leapt
To avoid getting wet
But at least our trail shoes came home clean
The hare who set it is strong
But a stalker was tagging along
When she started to hurry
She needn't have worried
The longs went short & shorts went long
On our path we passed a film crew
Who were wondering what they should do
There's no need to panic
It might be Titanic
But one night scene has hashers on view
Though the longs were 15 clever men
They rubbed out an arrow and then
They had to turn back
And retrace their track
For the pub was closing at 10
The hasher who writes this report
To alcohol has had to resort
Although mildly drunk
Please don't say what you thunk
Or 'ON ON' she's likely to retort